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is Roach's fuckin lock city thread.

hahahhahhahhahhahahhahahaha some of that shit in there you just can't make up.

Tell me some of you mofo's laugh your ass off at it

:lol: :103631605 :money8: :party:
 

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I make my potential clients write an essay on why they think a partnership with me would be beneficial to both sides. I also do a full background and credit check of all clients...I can never be too sure with the DOJ...and I don't want any type of business with degenerate gamblers....they always fuck shit up.

then

I just ask for you to post 4 locks so that i can try to join ur service...
how much is it? 2.5k? and if i want to join u were talking about writting an essay....well can i just have the procedure please?thanks again


:lolBIG: I'm sorry but. hilarious
 

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Funniest part is how seriously some people are taking it, as you pointed out.

Too good.
 

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I cant figure out if some of the people getting pissed are faking or not. I mean some of these guys with relatively few posts. They have enough ability to find the RX, click on some threads, read the words that magically appear on the screen, but cant figure out how to search beyond that thread? :think:

oh well fuck those idiots, it gives us something to laugh at


Obviously I'm nissing something here. I'm sorry if I wasted your time.
 

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I didn't think it possible that there could be a bigger tool than ace ace, but . . .

For years I have written columns exposing scamdicappers, and have had many of the big names in the industry threaten me both legally and physically - not one has been able to follow through, legally because they know what I write is true (my favorite story is the time marcy lawrence called my publisher pretending to be his lawyer - they laughed and said "bring it on" - never heard from him again) or physically, despite the fact that I make myself very easy to find - on any Saturday morn all ya have to do is ask any of the poker dealers for me at the Orleans, where I play a little friendly game most Sat. mornings - they'll be glad to point me out (thought they tell me one guy did stop in and ask about me, saw me, and left).
As I always say, "Want a shot at the title? Step up, my pleasure."

A regular here asked me to take a look, and see what I thought, so here it is . . .
One of the oldest slants on the pay me scams is the reverse angle - "I don't need you, you need me, I only take 'select' people."
It's designed to:
A) make you feel you are being chosen, rather than 'had'
and, mainly,
B) add clients to the scamdicappers list

The "my client list is full' is nothing new in the scam business, it's a come-on, designed to make you exchange your thoughts of "should I trust this guy and sign?" with "Damn, I just missed out"

Notice my man Sooner did not receive the courtesy of an answer, (though he probably will now because I pointed it out.)
Why not?
Because the answer is so obvious the question is almost rhetorical.

When W's are claimed but not posted or backed up - open your eyes and smell the BS.
"Testimonials" from the same "fellow posters" over and over, coming to the defense of the capper, are often are ghost posts or co-horts.

No matter what opinions are on any of the above, the most telling fact(other than the lame questionaire - could you be a bigger douchenozzle?)is the bottom line here - ANYTIME ANYONE tells you they have inside info on the outcome of a game - walk away.
Only a knob or a newbie wouldn't recognize the scam come-on right then and there.

Anyone with an IQ out of the single digit range knows there is no such things a a lock . . .


wow i didnt realize it could get even better? :missingte :aktion033
 

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can this really be true:

A regular here asked me to take a look, and see what I thought, so here it is . . .

holy shit, I want to know who the regular is. Are there really that many people who cant figure out how to look at some of Roachs previous threads?

:tongue2:
 

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I never knew the RX was full of Matlocks. It's been a fun thread for sure. It's gonna die down soon though.
 

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I love it how one guy actually went to lockcity.com and couldn't find the picks.
I've been laughing at this thread for a solid week now. It makes my day to see new posts in it.

Well done roach, this should be a classic thread w/o a doubt
 

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Well I don't read that forum, it was believable when I read the SF bet. When I went through the first few pages it was obvious it's either a total joke, or roach was insane and other posters were having fun.
 

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I never knew the RX was full of Matlocks. It's been a fun thread for sure. It's gonna die down soon though.

Still locked in at top of baseball forum page at midnight est.

Pure comedy its been for days.

I had written a full page then realized roach was demanding it be double spaced.

I hope God is looking over that eppy guy in the real world...seems like he needs protection from wolves.

:aktion033
 

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I'm going into retirement for posting plays. Tonight was the last for Roach's LOCK CITY.
 

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one more lock roach please. i'm very superstitious, and the last 2 freebies have been loses. so throw in a freebie and let's see how it does. thanks bro.
 

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No joke. Maybe i'll come back as Roach45 sometime in the future...but for now i'm hanging up posting LOCKS.
Please keep posting locks until you get moved to the rubber room.
 

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Too funny!! Thanks for the laughs Roach.

The best part was finding out that Sonny Palermo went tout. I had no idea, as I quit going over to that ghost town years ago.
 

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Roach, A CRIME to quit now, you could go like 9-1 and have everyone mind-fucked. If you are done with your banter, that's cool, but you should at least post 1 lock or 2 a nite in case you get hot. Would be even funnier.....do you follow then even though you know it's bullshit?
 

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hopefully it will open some eyes. some newbies think they have stumbled across a secret world here, where everyone seems to be winning (of course losing posts arent bumped very often) ane sports betting cant be that difficult.
 

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